"Why can't I ever find a pen that works? All these pens are useless. You'd think we'd have some pens in this office..I have no pens! ...Oh wait, there's one!! I found one, one pen that'll write," said Tanya, who was about five minutes late to meet her first class of the quarter.
"So much for light, love, and laughter, baby. That's what I WAS all about this year!" Mary Ann announced as she denounced her less-than-week-old 2009 words of the year.
"Can you believe it? Five students walked into class 30 minutes late because they were waiting in the wrong room...in the wrong building! Sheesh...Looks like it's gonna be a winning quarter," Tanya observed.