When Eliza, Samuel, and I hit the road, we frequently read the messages posted on signs by churches - - you know, those "change the letter" type signs that offer catchy little ditties.
This past weekend's winners, spotted along the back road from Damascus, VA to Mountain City, TN as E. and I drove to visit my parents in NC, include:
The Best Vitamins for Christians: B1
The Church's Weather Forecast: God Reigns
Note: The same church that recommends Vitamin B1 for Christians is the same church that several Christmases ago had the following message on its billboard: Thanks be to God for his unspeakable truth. Hmmmmmm....????
Off to bed....It's been a long, long day...